Horse Sense

commandertroublekelp:

foaly-horsesense:

commandertroublekelp:

0.4% on psychological welfare services for officers

3% on training cadets

20% on Foaly.

One of those is not like the others…

I take offense at that. 20% on me was very well chosen. Without my inventions, we’d be at the level of humans.

Foaly, is it wise to irritate me while I’m deciding how much budget to give you next year?

On a related note, do tell me why the LEP are i need of helmets complete with satellite television?

…Perhaps not. But, you would never replace me. You couldn’t.

Well. Wouldn’t you want to watch television while taking your breaks?

Anonymous asked: If you weren't a centaur, what would you want to be?

That is a interesting question, Anon. It wouldn’t be my choice to not be a centaur, but if I had to be a different species…a elf. Most of my friends are elves, so it would work out.

commandertroublekelp:

0.4% on psychological welfare services for officers

3% on training cadets

20% on Foaly.

One of those is not like the others…

I take offense at that. 20% on me was very well chosen. Without my inventions, we’d be at the level of humans.

dearhollyshort asked: FOALY WHY AREN'T YOU IN THIS MEETING IT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER WITH YOU. INDIGO

I wasn’t invited. But I really should have been…they need my genius after all.

Anonymous asked: hey yo, what is going on your side?

Why hello!

Not that much, Anon. My children are greatly enjoying Indigo being closer to their age though. She’s not too much younger than Equine now.

~The Great and Wonderful Foaly

Anonymous asked: Hi Foaly! Two questions: Are centaurs usually scientist-type people or is it just you? Would you rather play a game of chess with Artemis, Butler, or Holly?

Centaurs do have a reputation for being talented in the scientific field(and I’ve certainly proved that), however others do a lot in science as well. Like pixies….but they also tend to be a bit crazy.

Hmm. Artemis. He would be the most challenging to play with.

Anonymous asked: Imagine this; Butler booty dancing/popping in a gay nightclub

I…

would rather not imagine that, Anon.

Anonymous asked: how old are your kids?

The human equivalent of their age’s is roughly six and four. Eudict being six, and Equus four. They’re are both wonderful children, if not a bit mischievous(and they both have the potential to be genius’s, taking after me like that.)

Anonymous asked: if i were your kids i would object to that spray

Most kids would, I imagine.