Horse Sense

Anonymous asked: Foaly. I have located yours and Captain Short's blogs. Are there any others I should know about? Mister Diggums, perhaps, or any of a wide variety of fairies with similarly questionable stability? I am certain you have these, and more, under your surveillance. Should you refuse to disclose the URLs, I shall have to probe deeper into your supposedly flawless system to procure them for myself.

It is flawless!

There is Artemis’s. artemisfowlfiles.tumblr.com

I’m not aware of any other ones, though Trouble occasionally posts on Holly’s, and Mulch on mine.

((OOC: So, I’m going to be slow answering questions, and have been slow because I’m in a play, and it’s been really, really busy. So, yeah, sorry about that, but Foaly should be more alert soon.)) 

nicoleafan asked: Cant you track Artemis's comuter?

I’m trying that. Sadly he has lots of anti-tracking things on his computer, but I’m trying new software all the time, so hopefully something will work.

Anonymous asked: I was refering to whether you, Artemis, and No1 have made any progress in regards to Holly's worrying condition. -SnakeQueen (Yes, not having my laptop majorly sucks, especially during finals week. I do, obviously, have a computer of sorts, but it's an old college computer and not up to even my basic standards)

Of course. I was rather tired that day, actually due to everything that’s going on concerning that.

I’m still in the dark to what’s wrong with her. As you’ve seen from Holly blog, she’s in a coma, and that’s worrying us all.

As for Artemis…well he’s being Artemis. I’m trying to contact him. He just won’t answer calls, emails, anything!

~Foaly

Anonymous asked: Any luck getting in touch with Artemis? -SnakeQueen (who still doesnt' have a computer she can log in on) <3

((Oh, dear….I could not bear having no computer.))

Hmm…well, I haven’t needed to contact him recently, but he seems active on his blog.

snakequeen-in-norway asked: It is indeed the truth. I don't know whether to be more worried about Holly or Artemis right now.

I know what you mean…..Those two. They’re always getting into some sort trouble! Like getting Holly a ‘very sweet card’. Does Artemis know how much trouble that caused me, helping him get it down here?

It was sweet of course though. And anything to help two people in love, hmm?

snakequeen-in-norway asked: She still hasn't gone to the clinic and her burn isn't any better? She needs to get her elven self over there right now!

 She’s gone over to the clinic now. She’s still in the hospital bed, and no one knows why it’s not going away….

She’s also rather mad at me for making sure she stayed in the hospital…But I’m right! Holly couldn’t take care of her foot properly, it’s the truth!

snakequeen-in-norway asked: It amuses me when you contradict yourself. <3

I don’t contradict myself….at least not all the time.

On another note, I am rather concerned about Holly. I agree, she should go to the clinic.

nicoleafan asked: Hey Foaly, Artemis showed us where 7 of your transports are. Hehe, Arty didnt think about that did he? Watch out! Mud men are coming! Jk. Even if we are it would be fans ;)

True, he did show those, but he didn’t show the exact location, just the city they where in and such.

4pplejuice asked: If you haven't created a mind probe, why do you think other people could have?

Well….you never know. Some humans, like Artemis, are quite smart. And there are always some fairies that would help a human for the wrong reasons. Like Opal.

Though since I am the smartest person in the universe, it is unlikely I suppose.

nicoleafan asked: Hello noble steed.

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Is Orion there?